I saw this video yesterday, and it made me hide my face in shame. According to the video, the phrase familiar to us Nigerians, “How was your night?”… can have a more sinister meaning to …
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Burnout is overrated
Anytime people say they suffer from burnout, I laugh a little inside. “Burnout isn’t really that serious, it’s overrated,” I believed this with my whole heart… Foolishly. Because it happened to me last month. First, …
Continue readingI pointed at the river outside my window and shouted, “WHAT ABOUT US?!”
“I pity those people living close to the river”, my mum said She had just heard on the news that there’s going to be a heavy downpour for the next 5 days. I looked confused …
Continue readingBrain damage
It’s been raining cats and dogs for the past 2 days, and everywhere has been so cold. I grabbed a blanket from my room … took it to the sitting room in the hopes of …
Continue readingThe best PED on the market right now
On Friday, while at the gym, I suddenly had this strange feeling come over me. It was as if all my life had been sucked out of me, and I couldn’t complete my first exercise …
Continue readingThis evil man can’t get a boner
I was scrolling through YouTube when a Video with that title came up. I couldn’t help it, I had to watch😂 That’s the feeling you want subscribers to feel when opening your newsletter. If your …
Continue readingJollof Rice
I woke up this morning to find my brother staring at me … weird. Then his stare turned to laughter. “What were you dreaming about?” he asked. “Uhn? What do you mean?” I asked confused …
Continue readingMy Pastor thinks I don’t have a Job
I ran an errand for my local church last week and was giving feedback to our Pastor. “…I think I will be representing the church clerk for now till he’s back from his Village” He …
Continue readingYeah … so Daddy is NOT back🤦♂️
The last time I emailed about being sick and recovering, I ended it with “Daddy’s back!” Well, Daddy’s not back. Immediately after that email went out, I felt weak again, and my symptoms persisted. I …
Continue readingMy battle with food poisoning
I woke up from a terrible dream with a very horrible stomachache. It felt like my entire intestine was forcing its way out of my body and into my mouth. I quickly ran to the …
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