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Ayomikun Osunseyi

Direct Response Copywriter and Marketer

Author: Ayomikun Osunseyi

This is embarrassing 

On September 5, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

I saw this video yesterday, and it made me hide my face in shame. According to the video, the phrase familiar to us Nigerians, “How was your night?”… can have a more sinister meaning to …

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Burnout is overrated

On August 28, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

Anytime people say they suffer from burnout, I laugh a little inside. “Burnout isn’t really that serious, it’s overrated,” I believed this with my whole heart… Foolishly.  Because it happened to me last month. First, …

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I pointed at the river outside my window and shouted, “WHAT ABOUT US?!”

On August 6, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

“I pity those people living close to the river”, my mum said She had just heard on the news that there’s going to be a heavy downpour for the next 5 days. I looked confused …

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Brain damage

On August 5, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

It’s been raining cats and dogs for the past 2 days, and everywhere has been so cold. I grabbed a blanket from my room … took it to the sitting room in the hopes of …

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The best PED on the market right now

On July 28, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

On Friday, while at the gym, I suddenly had this strange feeling come over me. It was as if all my life had been sucked out of me, and I couldn’t complete my first exercise …

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This evil man can’t get a boner

On July 23, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

I was scrolling through YouTube when a Video with that title came up. I couldn’t help it, I had to watch😂 That’s the feeling you want subscribers to feel when opening your newsletter. If your …

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Jollof Rice

On July 22, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

I woke up this morning to find my brother staring at me … weird. Then his stare turned to laughter.  “What were you dreaming about?” he asked. “Uhn? What do you mean?” I asked confused  …

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My Pastor thinks I don’t have a Job

On July 22, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

I ran an errand for my local church last week and was giving feedback to our Pastor. “…I think I will be representing the church clerk for now till he’s back from his Village” He …

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Yeah … so Daddy is NOT back🤦‍♂️

On July 20, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Copywriting, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

The last time I emailed about being sick and recovering, I ended it with “Daddy’s back!” Well, Daddy’s not back. Immediately after that email went out, I felt weak again, and my symptoms persisted. I …

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My battle with food poisoning

On July 17, 2025 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Daniel Throssell, Email Marketing, Marketing, Sales

I woke up from a terrible dream with a very horrible stomachache. It felt like my entire intestine was forcing its way out of my body and into my mouth. I quickly ran to the …

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