I was going through an old email from 2017 when I stumbled upon something that left me embarrassed. I applied to a college back then, and I was told to write an essay about myself. …
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152 DAYS🥂
Today, I gloat. Because I’ve done something I’ve never done before. Flashback to Late May this year, I sat down and made a commitment… I wanted to write an email every day for 6 months …
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A few days ago, I wrote about a particular business running a flash sale offering a 50% discount. No particular reason behind the sale, just because. I talked about how bad this was and how …
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“What that?” I said to myself as my heart skipped a beat. Anytime I get a notification from this app, I have a tiny heart attack – in a good way. You see, anytime I …
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I’m gonna make this as simple as possible. I’ve worked with a few clients who have a huge following on LinkedIn, but they barely use it for much. I’m going to show you a simple, …
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Yesterday, on the bus, while coming back from work, this very small girl approached me with biscuits. “Uncle, Come and buy biscuits,” she signaled to me. “Sorry, next time,” I told her. But she didn’t …
Continue readingShould you give people a second chance?
Around June, I wrote about my experience with a crazy tailor who disappointed me. If you read my stuff back then, you’d recall I was so mad at him and vowed never to work with …
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You might get a kick out of this. I was watching YouTube today when something came to my feed. A popular fitness influencer got assaulted in the gym by another steroid bodybuilder. If you don’t …
Continue readingHe called me fat, and I loved it!
I was sitting down at the Chicken Republic today(think KFC but Nigerian-based without the chicken that gives you diarrhea like KFC). I was enjoying my meal when I looked up and saw this gorgeous girl …
Continue readingHow to raise your prices and get more customers as a result of it
I just came back from the gym about an hour ago. I’m still sore and feel like not writing anything today. But in the name of consistency, let’s do this! Today, I had an epiphany. …
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