Today is the last day of June. For the past 30 days, I have successfully sent an email every day. (Well, except for that one day I missed, which prompted me to send 2 the …
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Am I wrong for doing this?
“You are very stupid!” this middle-aged lady shouted at the top of her voice to the woman beside her. “Your head no dey correct!” the woman yelled back at her. “You be mumu, you are …
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Last year, I was talking to this new girl and everything was going well. Then, during our chats one time, I randomly mentioned that she should Google my name. She did. And what happened next …
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Last week, while at the gym, I saw these dudes taking a break from their workouts and drinking alcohol. I mean, why do you even bother working out if you’re just gonna take the same …
Continue readingThe Case Against AI Comments
2 days ago, I posted one of my emails on Medium, and almost immediately, I got a comment. I went over to check what the comment was: == Wow, what a powerful and impactful story. …
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Every morning at the gym, I jog around the basketball court for 10 minutes before I start any workout. According to one of the instructors at the gym, it works both for cardio and to …
Continue readingBased on a true story, sadly.
A lady was coming back from work late at night when she experienced an odd situation. First, the whole street was mostly empty, and less than 5 people were on the road. Seeing this situation, …
Continue readingI’m being banned for hate speech.
Around last week, I created a new Facebook page as an experiment to post some of my emails and see if I get any new leads from there. Well, flashback to the email I wrote …
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A few hours ago, I went to the supermart close to where I live to get some snacks for myself… That was when I came across the section where they sell Pringles. I browsed through …
Continue readingHave you ever googled your name?
A few days ago, I embarked on a journey. Okay, that’s just a big word …ahem… I did something crazy that I’m sure YOU reading this email might have done before. Even if you haven’t, …
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