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Ayomikun Osunseyi

Direct Response Copywriter and Marketer

Month: August 2023

LinkedIn Groups are dead, and how it concerns your business.

On August 31, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

Recently, most groups on LinkedIn have gone from private to public. Meaning you don’t have to be in the group to see what’s happening there. And LinkedIn is promising Group owners that this will help …

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“Daddy, I’m Cold”

On August 30, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

How to slash your churn rate by up to 69% I’ve had bad experiences with Barbers my whole life, so when I met a Barber who could care for my delicate hair, I just stuck …

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Her parents walked in on us.

On August 29, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

I went to see my long-time friend, and we were in the sitting room, gisting. About 30 minutes in, her parents walked in, and her mother saw me with her daughter and said… “I thought …

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“Life is Stupid” Lead Generation Hack.

On August 28, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

He stood up to wave his hands, and the crowd went wild. The girls in front were jumping, making that weird high-pitched sound.  Me too; I was screaming at the top of my lungs from …

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Read the Bible to bang Pornsters

On August 27, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

I’m going about my day when I get this email from a list I subscribe to. It’s in the dating niche, and the subject line simply says: “READ THE BIBLE TO BANG PORNSTERS.” Of course, …

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Do people really check their emails?

On August 7, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

I don’t know how it happened, but I walked into a class with some guys arguing at the top of their lungs… They argued about something when one guy said, ” Nigerians don’t open their …

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Marketing secrets from a flying cockroach.

On August 6, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

I woke up at midnight to an experience that kinda made my blood run cold. I couldn’t sleep properly after this happened. Here’s what happened: I was on my way to the bathroom after waking …

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I could get in trouble for saying this.

On August 5, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

A popular internet marketing “guru” posted this on Twitter recently: == I always laugh when someone creates a piece of information material like an ebook or online course and start spending hours trying to secure …

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Your business might be in trouble this year.

On August 4, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

It was the first day of the second semester, and I got a sneak peek of a lecturer marking the exam scripts of another department, and man! These scores were so so low. Only 2 …

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I quit

On August 3, 2023 By Ayomikun Osunseyi In Uncategorized

It is with a sad and heavy heart I make this announcement to you. I don’t know how to get this off my chest, but it’s very important you know now. As of today, effective …

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